She did WHAT??

Miley Vyrus (no, that's not a typo) recently told current bf and superhunk Justin Gaston(right) that she wants to get back together with former boyfriend and supergey Nick Jonas(left).  We all knew she was dumb, but not THIS dumb.  I mean, come on.  Who would you choose?  Maybe she feels like down-grading to someone who is more like her.  Disneyspawns of a feather stick together.  When Miley's best friend Leslie was asked about this she replied, "She's just bein' Miley."

Miley cited the reason "It just wasn't love at first sight."  This can be translated to, "His penis is small."  Unfortunately she won't be finding out about Nick's youknowwhat because he's rockin' the purity ring.  But wait, does the purity ring cover peep shows?

Gey of the Day --- 4.23.09

Gey of the Day:  Christian Siriano - more like anti-christ-ian siriano

Siriano just came out with a new line of maternity wear called "Fierce for Moody Mamas."  Prices range from $100-$300.  With prices like that we can all assume the only buyers would be professional surrogate mothers, octomom, and the African Elephant  (with an average gestation period of two years, pictured above).

Siriano said his next project will be high end lines entitled "Fierce for Fresh Fetuses" and "Fierce Frames for Flightless Fowls."  Unlike maternity wear, these two lines will come much more naturally to Siriano, for obvious reasons.

Gey of the Day --- 4.22.09

Gey of the Day:  Abraham Lincoln - more like Gayforhim Lincoln.

In case you haven't read about Lincoln sharing a bed with another man for 4 years, please google it.  It's presidential geyness at it's best.  Recent evidence shows that Gayforhim may have actually invented the emoticon.  You know, like :) ;) :*(  and all that stupid stuff that textroverted geys can't get enough of.  Take a look at the segement from an 1862 speech.

I must say, his line preceding the ;) is a real knee-slapper.  It definitely deserves the world's first emoticon.  After I was finally able to wipe the joyous tears of laughter off of my cheeks from Gayforhim's rambunctious rhetoric, I realized there is something that all historians MUST do.  They must no longer use his nickname Honest Abe until he posthumously comes out of the closet.

Nessie Spotted

Nessie was recently spotted topless (again) in a West Hollywood cesspool.

Gey of the Day --- 4.21.09

Gey of the day: Carrie Prejean - more like precum

Last Sunday Miss California USA, Carrie Precum, farted on stage.  Well, kind of.  Check out this video. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY-1cybT6p8&feature=related

The best part is that Perez Hilton is the one who asked the question.  Youtube his video response if you want, it's pretty enjoyable.  Today however he repented, and said he wants to have coffee with her and talk.  Sounds gey.

I also think it's great that in my country we can choose between same sex marriage and opposite marriage.  But, just because a person chooses one, does that mean someone else can't choose the other?

Miss California Precum USA makes us all wonder how Prop 8 passed?

Nevertheless, she is clearly gey, and repressing it.  She's lucky too, because Samantha Ronson is newly single!!

Gey of the Day --- 4.20.09

Gey of the day: Zac Efron - more like Zac what the eff is wrong.

Zac Efron recently attended an NBA playoff game with 57 year old boyfriend and TMZ host Harvey Levin.  Some other ho that wouldn't stop hanging on him also came with - much to Levin's dismay.  Zac totally loved her wedges, so he reached down to check them out.  Upon closer look he decided to not try them on because they were from Wal-Mart and Zac does NOT do Wal-Mart.  My guess is Zac will return as Gey of the day, for obvious reasons, like.. because he's gey.  

PS, His arms have quintupled in size since HSM 1.

Gey of the Day --- 4.19.09

Gey of the day: Governor Paterson

Recently, Governor Paterson (D-NY) proposed legislation to legalize gey marriage in NY, making millions and millions (this is NY we're talking about) of geys say "hayy girl hayyyyy".  For those of who you don't know, Paterson is blind.  This, however, comes as no surprise for some reason (just look at the picture).  Clearly someone who thinks geys should be able to get married is gey himself. That's why Governor Paterson has achieved the prestigious gey of the day award. 

SNL did a pretty good job depicting him - watch the vid in the link below.  It's terribly funny, and awful.  Since when has making fun of blind people become so hilarious!? On that note, I leave you with a joke:

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder?  Endless Love.

How gey is that?

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/update-gov-patterson/981362/