Miley Vyrus (no, that's not a typo) recently told current bf and superhunk Justin Gaston(right) that she wants to get back together with former boyfriend and supergey Nick Jonas(left). We all knew she was dumb, but not THIS dumb. I mean, come on. Who would you choose? Maybe she feels like down-grading to someone who is more like her. Disneyspawns of a feather stick together. When Miley's best friend Leslie was asked about this she replied, "She's just bein' Miley."Miley cited the reason "It just wasn't love at first sight." This can be translated to, "His penis is small." Unfortunately she won't be finding out about Nick's youknowwhat because he's rockin' the purity ring. But wait, does the purity ring cover peep shows?
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