Gey of the Day: Abraham Lincoln - more like Gayforhim Lincoln.
In case you haven't read about Lincoln sharing a bed with another man for 4 years, please google it. It's presidential geyness at it's best. Recent evidence shows that Gayforhim may have actually invented the emoticon. You know, like :) ;) :*( and all that stupid stuff that textroverted geys can't get enough of. Take a look at the segement from an 1862 speech.
I must say, his line preceding the ;) is a real knee-slapper. It definitely deserves the world's first emoticon. After I was finally able to wipe the joyous tears of laughter off of my cheeks from Gayforhim's rambunctious rhetoric, I realized there is something that all historians MUST do. They must no longer use his nickname Honest Abe until he posthumously comes out of the closet.
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