Gey of the Day --- 5/1/09

Gey of the Day:  Robert Pattison.  

Robert Pattison will be portraying an extremely hot version of surrealist painter Salvador Domingo Felipe Jacinto Dalí i Domènech, 1st Marquis of Púbol - aka, Dali in the film Little Ashes. The film is about Dali's love affair with Spanish poet Federico García Lorca and it gets hot and spicy, just like Ortega Taco Sauce.  Ortega Taco Sauce makes my taco pop.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms5d9RN0WzY

Geys, see this movie if you want to see the best celeb man on man action since the Rosie vs. Donald fight of 2006.  If you haven't seen some of the things the Donald said, you have to watch this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGZaCnfNgLE

Another Nessie sighting

Public Service Announcement

It is suspected that swine flu has killed 120 people in Mexico, although there are only 12 confirmed deaths so far.  The flu is of course dangerous because people of all ages are susceptible to it, especially teens and college aged persons.  It has been extremely prevalent in Mexico, and the only deaths have been Mexican citizens.  Consequently, the World Health Organization (WHO) has come out with this list of ways to decrease the risk of becoming infected with swine flu.

1) Avoid driving low riders.

2) Do not live with more than 6 family members.

3) Shave your stache.

4) Don't be so sleeeepy.

 

Gey of the Day --- Philip Markoff

Gey of the Day: Philip Markoff - aka the Craigslist Killer

For all you geys that enjoy online prostitution through craigslist... beware.  No matter how candy coated it seems, you could end up like erotic masseuse Julissa Brissman - shot dead in the heart at a Boston Hotel.  Markoff was an engaged 2nd year medical student at Boston University; definitely not who wou'd expect to be posting on craigslist.  

The best is yet to come though.  Today a transgender individual from Boston who had posted on craigslist under the category Males for Transexuals came foreward, admitting Philip had contacted him. Philip replied to the posting with the email adress "sexaddict5385@yahoo.com"  and called him "babe" and wrote, "I am a 22 y/o graduate student 6'3" 205 good build blonde/blue eyes.  Let me know what else you want to see or know about me.  What are you into and what are your stats.  What are you doing tonight?"  Markoff also sent numerous explicit photos - the same photos which were found on Markoff's hard drive. 

Markoff's fiance commented on April 21st in an email to ABC news:

 "All I have to say to you is Philip is a beautiful person inside and out and could not hurt a fly! A police officer in Boston (or many) is trying to make big bucks by selling this false story to the TV stations."  She continued, "What else is new?? Philip is an intelligent man who is just trying to live his life so if you could leave us alone we would greatly appreciate it. We expect to marry in August and share a wonderful, meaningful life together."

It was announced yesterday morning that the wedding has been postponed.  

Most wives would be in denial after finding out her husband is gey.