"I Think My Son Is Gey"

Many wonder, is my son gey?  The answer is yes, yes he is. But for all your curious cougs out there, here are some signs to look for.

• He has a lisp - A recent Harvard study showed that 51% of people with lisps are gey.
• He likes High School Musical 1, 2, and maybe 3.
• He frequently takes sepia toned pictures of himself in the bathroom mirror.
• He's text votes for American Idol's Adam Lambert multiple times.
• His ringtone is "Believe" by Cher.

There are so many more.  Feel free to contact me if you think your son is gey. *puts right hand on heart*  I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help me Ryan Seacrest.

Gey of the Day --- 4.18.09

Hello all, this is my first of many inspiring posts to be posted on this blog.  If you enjoy, tell your friends to read it too, because that would be hot.  I'm doing this to enlighten everyone of the unfortunate truth that the world faces today.  That truth is, that everyone is gay.  I don't want to offend anyone really, so instead I'll say gey. Isn't that GEY!??!?  Here goes.

GEY of the Day:

Susan Boyle.  For all my gey's out there - If you haven't made yourself throw up yet today, take that finger out of your throat and plug it into your ear, and FAST.  After finishing trimming her moustache and brushing her pit hair, she flipped that brush for a quick sing (pictured above).  Luckily the brush didn't amplify her siren song like the mic did here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxPZh4AnWyk

She claims to be 47, and never kissed.  Can you say COUGAR.  I'd be her first kiss - that is if I could put it on youtube and become super famous.  But seriously, Susan is the Gey of the day not only because she so obviously prefers the taste of ancient persian rugs, but because she's currently the Gey's next icon.  Say goodbye to Stevie BAAA Nicks, Mad-donna, Britterz, Lady Gargles, and Jesus, and make way for SUSAN BOYLE!  OUR PROPHET HAS COME!