Nessie was recently spotted topless (again) in a West Hollywood cesspool.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Gey of the Day --- 4.21.09
Gey of the day: Carrie Prejean - more like precumLast Sunday Miss California USA, Carrie Precum, farted on stage. Well, kind of. Check out this video.
The best part is that Perez Hilton is the one who asked the question. Youtube his video response if you want, it's pretty enjoyable. Today however he repented, and said he wants to have coffee with her and talk. Sounds gey.
I also think it's great that in my country we can choose between same sex marriage and opposite marriage. But, just because a person chooses one, does that mean someone else can't choose the other?
Miss California Precum USA makes us all wonder how Prop 8 passed?
Nevertheless, she is clearly gey, and repressing it. She's lucky too, because Samantha Ronson is newly single!!
Monday, April 20, 2009
Gey of the Day --- 4.20.09
Gey of the day: Zac Efron - more like Zac what the eff is wrong.
Zac Efron recently attended an NBA playoff game with 57 year old boyfriend and TMZ host Harvey Levin. Some other ho that wouldn't stop hanging on him also came with - much to Levin's dismay. Zac totally loved her wedges, so he reached down to check them out. Upon closer look he decided to not try them on because they were from Wal-Mart and Zac does NOT do Wal-Mart. My guess is Zac will return as Gey of the day, for obvious reasons, like.. because he's gey.
PS, His arms have quintupled in size since HSM 1.
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Gey of the Day --- 4.19.09
Gey of the day: Governor PatersonRecently, Governor Paterson (D-NY) proposed legislation to legalize gey marriage in NY, making millions and millions (this is NY we're talking about) of geys say "hayy girl hayyyyy". For those of who you don't know, Paterson is blind. This, however, comes as no surprise for some reason (just look at the picture). Clearly someone who thinks geys should be able to get married is gey himself. That's why Governor Paterson has achieved the prestigious gey of the day award.
SNL did a pretty good job depicting him - watch the vid in the link below. It's terribly funny, and awful. Since when has making fun of blind people become so hilarious!? On that note, I leave you with a joke:
What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? Endless Love.
How gey is that?
Saturday, April 18, 2009
"I Think My Son Is Gey"
Many wonder, is my son gey? The answer is yes, yes he is. But for all your curious cougs out there, here are some signs to look for.
- He has a lisp - A recent Harvard study showed that 51% of people with lisps are gey.
- He likes High School Musical 1, 2, and maybe 3.
- He frequently takes sepia toned pictures of himself in the bathroom mirror.
- He's text votes for American Idol's Adam Lambert multiple times.
- His ringtone is "Believe" by Cher.
There are so many more. Feel free to contact me if you think your son is gey. *puts right hand on heart* I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help me Ryan Seacrest.
Gey of the Day --- 4.18.09
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Hello all, this is my first of many inspiring posts to be posted on this blog. If you enjoy, tell your friends to read it too, because that would be hot. I'm doing this to enlighten everyone of the unfortunate truth that the world faces today. That truth is, that everyone is gay. I don't want to offend anyone really, so instead I'll say gey. Isn't that GEY!??!? Here goes.
GEY of the Day:
Susan Boyle. For all my gey's out there - If you haven't made yourself throw up yet today, take that finger out of your throat and plug it into your ear, and FAST. After finishing trimming her moustache and brushing her pit hair, she flipped that brush for a quick sing (pictured above). Luckily the brush didn't amplify her siren song like the mic did here.
She claims to be 47, and never kissed. Can you say COUGAR. I'd be her first kiss - that is if I could put it on youtube and become super famous. But seriously, Susan is the Gey of the day not only because she so obviously prefers the taste of ancient persian rugs, but because she's currently the Gey's next icon. Say goodbye to Stevie BAAA Nicks, Mad-donna, Britterz, Lady Gargles, and Jesus, and make way for SUSAN BOYLE! OUR PROPHET HAS COME!
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