"I Think My Son Is Gey"

Many wonder, is my son gey?  The answer is yes, yes he is. But for all your curious cougs out there, here are some signs to look for.

• He has a lisp - A recent Harvard study showed that 51% of people with lisps are gey.
• He likes High School Musical 1, 2, and maybe 3.
• He frequently takes sepia toned pictures of himself in the bathroom mirror.
• He's text votes for American Idol's Adam Lambert multiple times.
• His ringtone is "Believe" by Cher.

There are so many more.  Feel free to contact me if you think your son is gey. *puts right hand on heart*  I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help me Ryan Seacrest.